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Just a few jokes we found funny.

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes - a building can't jump at all

Q: What has feathers and webbed feet?
A: A turkey wearing scuba gear.

Q: What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Reservations!

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot

Martha Stewart was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Q: What do you get if you cross a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?
A: A witch-bone!

That's all for now. Have a great holiday!


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